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==Two Jews on the subway==
One looks up from his copy of the [[Ha'aretz]] newspaper and sees that the other one is reading [[Der Stürmer]]. He leans over to the other and says, "How can you read that [[Nazi]] trash? Are you a self-hating Jew?"

The other Jew replies, "Not at all. If I read Ha'aretz like you, all I learn about is assimilation in America, terrorism in Israel, pogroms and persecution in Ukraine. It's so depressing. But when I read [[Der Stürmer]], I find that we own all the banks, we dominate the media, we control the arts, and very soon we will take over the whole world. It makes me feel so much better!"

''So keep the anti-China hysteria coming, it's nice to know with such certainty we'll conquer the world before 2050!''
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[[Image:Namechop.jpg|thumb|200px|right|float|Yours truly]]

==Hello!==
So this is my page! I am rather politically active, born in the People's Republic of [[Eastasia]], moved to [[Singapore]], studied in [[The Chinese High School]] (but not the travesty called [[Hwa Chong Institution]]), relocated first to [[Folsom, CA]] then to [[Olympia, WA]], where I reside now.

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