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==&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;愧自==
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不胸奸人廢天學如幸本<br>
知無詐人寢鵝術知能無<br>
明大伎羨忘蟾無今在余<br>
日志倆仰食蜍成日此力<br>
何荒不實竟情老何懸如<br>
時廢所為讀場本必崖此<br>
晨一不虛金失過當勒自<br>
曉生施名庸意活初馬責<br>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;葉&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;自<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;昊&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;愧<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;旻&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:namechop.jpg|125px]]<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Image:leisurechop.jpg|125px]]<br>
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This is in fact my first poem ever in Chinese. Well, it's a 四言 (only x2, kind of), but not a 绝句 (such a cool name), 10 lines... um, mind telling me what a 10-line poem is called?? Writing Chinese poems is not easy... even after reading tons of [[Louis Cha]] I still had to think for a better part of a half-day.

<font color="red">For the ignorant, this poem is supposed to be read from the '''top right''' corner '''down''', then move '''left''' and continue reading '''down'''. Death to punctuations! Death to Latin text orientation! And where the hell can I find that wavy line that denotes the title of a piece of work?</font>
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[[Image:Namechop.jpg|thumb|200px|right|float|Yours truly]]

==Hello!==
So this is my page! I am rather politically active, born in the People's Republic of [[Eastasia]], moved to [[Singapore]], studied in [[The Chinese High School]] (but not the travesty called [[Hwa Chong Institution]]), relocated first to [[Folsom, CA]] then to [[Olympia, WA]], where I reside now.

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