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(contracted; show full)# That awesome song by an ''[[American Idol]]'' contestant.
# How dragons are real because you saw this special on [[Animal Planet]]!
# Your favorite [[food]].
# Your favorite new [[ice cream]] flavor.
# Animal rights campaigns or what you learned from any website run by [[PETA]].
# Your version of film company logos.
# Your obsession with [[penguin]]s and why they should [[Linux|run your computer]].

# Why Ubuntu is way better than Windows or Mac and why Ubuntu can do everything better and faster than a PC can and why Ubuntu has more features than Windows or Mac has.⏎
# The haunted house in your [[Clapham|neighborhood]].
# That one time you had [[sex]].
# Even if it was [[incest]].
# Even if the act was with a long dead [[notable]] person and the earth moved for them.
# Your amazing talent to play jingle bells on the [[piano]] with your [[nose]] (I would recommend not posting this to [[YouTube]], either, though it's probably already been done).
# That [[chess]] game you won against a 10 year old child.
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# [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Polymascotfoamalate Polymascotfoamalate.]
# A list of colors. Oh wait, [[List of colors|we have that]].
# When Trogdor comes. which is in the <big>NNNNIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!</big>
# How you think you're cool because you can type a cross with your keyboard. (††††† YAY)
# List of reasons why [[Charlie Sheen|some peculiar celebrity]] is winning.
# List of reasons why students at (insert school here) are superior.