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#<li value="1001"> How despite the fact that this list was only supposed to be only 1000 entries long, it is now beyond 1000.
# Why you are still reading this list.
# Why you are still considering posting something to this list.
# Owhay o-onenay onway ouryay ockblay ancay underway andstay enwhay ouyay eakspay inway [[Igpay Atinlay]] andway etherwhay atthay isway away oodgay ingthay orway otnay.
# What Wikipedia is not but should be.
# What Wikipedia is but should not be.
# The 
order-20 icosagonal tiling. Or anything like that.
# Euler's updated identity: <math>e^ilike^\pi + 1 = 0</math>.
# The day you accidentally pooped in your pants.
# The day you '''purposefully''' pooped in your pants''n''th article in a series of articles that go on forever.
# The (''n'' + 1)th article in a series of articles that go on forever.
# All the ∞ articles in a series of articles that go on forever.
# The (∞ + 1)th article in a series of articles that go on forever.
# How to solve the [[10-cube|3x3x3x3x3x3x3x3x3x3]] Rubik's cube(?!).
# How to throw the [[10-cube|3x3x3x3x3x3x3x3x3x3]] Rubik's cube straighout outf the window.
# Why your monitor acquires a strange green tinge when you hit it with a hammer.
# Why your hammer acquires a strange scratch on it when you hit your computer with it
# How [[Windows Me]] Sucks hard concrete.
# How gay Comfort Wipe is
# How the wait for the Windows 7 Launch seems forever
# What [[sunblock]] tastes like.
# How Bendaroos, GarageBand, and Brand-name Celery changed your life.
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# [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Polymascotfoamalate Polymascotfoamalate.]
# A list of colors. Oh wait, [[List of colors|we have that]].
# When Trogdor comes. which is in the <big>NNNNIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!</big>
# How you think you're cool because you can type a cross with your keyboard. (††††† YAY)
# List of reasons why [[Charlie Sheen|some peculiar celebrity]] is winning.
# List of reasons why students at (insert school here) are superior.