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Reference to "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue," a quote from [[Zork]]



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== Easter! YAY! ==

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=2006&diff=prev&oldid=48804732 This edit] from the [[2006]] article:
April 16 - Easter Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I am so happy it is Easter! "I got lots of chocolates!" Cadbury yummed up the entire universe.

==From [[Paul Daniels]]==

He has since retired from presenting magic shows on TV and has resorted to taking heroin and watching porn

== [[Pierre du'due]] ==
Pierre Jean-Louc Du'due (b. April 23rd, 1890 - d. April 23rd, 1940) was a brilliant, innovative, and above all, tragic French actor whose performances, both on and off the stage, captivated audiences for minutes at a time.<br><br>

Born in Paris in 1890, Du'due was the son of Philipe and Isabelle Du'due, self-proclaimed immigrants who had lived in Paris all their lives. Pierre spent most of his early youth as a doll. By the age of four, Pierre had already developed a keen understanding of both drama and tragedy. Every denied want, need, and even those granted, were met by the four year old with an outstretched arm, and a faint look in the other direction. A tear soon followed. This maneuver would later become fondly known as "Du'due's 'moitié après neuf'", or "Half Past Nine", as the actor's shadow during the move would cast what resembled the hands on a clock. Such were the earliest signs of the tragic genious of Pierre Du'due.<br><br>

In August of 1908, Du'due wrote and starred in his first play, a tragedy in three acts entitled "Aucunes Ficelles ont Attaché", or "No Strings Attached". The plot of the story resembles a darker version of "Pinocchio". "Aucunes Ficelles ont Attaché" tells the horrific tale of young Gerard, a boy tormented at school for his belief that the government is secretly trying to drain all emotion from him, and tormented at home by his abusive mother, who makes him dress and act as if he is a puppet. In one of the most intense and disturbing scenes ever, Gerard and his mother, Juliet, engage in a dramatic battle of words.<br><br>

Gerard: They make fun of me, mother! They laugh and point fingers! I am an outsider who is being forced to stay inside!
Juliet: They are right! You are not one of them, Gerard! You dropped from my loin as a block of wood, and I chiseled at you until you resembled a boy! I used string, yarn, and glue for days on you so even I, your own mother, could stand the disgusting sight of your petrified presence!
Gerard: Liar! Liar! Your nose will grow! Liar! Liar!
Juliet: Do as you always do! Run from the truth! Have your master spin you round by your joints and run, little puppet!<br><br>

Soon after, following the enormous success of having written and starred in his first play, Du'due began a love affair with French actress Iamamanelle Guyli. Though never seen in the same room together, or within an hour or so of each other, Pierre and Iamamanelle were the most celebrated couple in France during 1910. "I wear masks. Both figuritively and literally. All of the time, I am wearing masks. Iamamanelle sees through the masks. She is a part of me. She understands me. I cry for her beauty."<br><br>

==Get a Room, Lovebirds==

:''[[WP:ANI#User:82.78.101.60]]
This anon IP is vandalizing my user talk page, [[User talk:Alexander 007]]. It claims that I am a "femme". Please either block the IP or protect my talk page after I remove some of its posts. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
:Since when asking a person if he/she is a woman or not means vandalism? [[User:82.78.101.60|82.78.101.60]] 21:13, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
:Since when asking a person if he/she is a woman or not means vandalism? [[User:82.78.101.60|82.78.101.60]] 21:13, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

::You were not asking, you stated "Cette Alexandre est une.. femme", no question mark. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:21, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

...maybe because you act like one?...like a ''femme''? don't cry baby like a woman...be a man! You called me [[bitch]] once but you're more woman than I am!

:Where have I "cried baby like a woman"? Link it. In this case, the woman would be [[User:NorbertArthur]] (excuse me), the way he keeps complaining about a minor insult. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:40, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

::Don't you [[WP:NPA|start]].  [[User:Jkelly|Jkelly]] 21:42, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

You were offended if that person called you woman! You deserve it as you have reacted so far. Maybe you hide your identity under the skin of a weak woman as you pretend to be. {{unsigned|61.24.56.186}}


::Who the hell are you anon? Stop harassing and making bizarre statements. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:45, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Alex I'm Node. I loved you all the time. You saw my picture. I'm now in Japan. 

:OK Node, I guess I apologize for some things I did. You can understand that I'm heterosexual, and I understand that you're not. It's cool that you're in Japan, I know you're interested in the [[Ainu]] and other topics around there. However, even if I were a woman (which I'm not), you're impression of "weak woman" reflects once again your opinion of women, perhaps. [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 22:24, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

:Check out this blatant vandalism done by it:[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Alexander_007&diff=48471734oldid=4847106].  [[User:Alexander 007|Alexander 007]] 21:10, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
::I think that you meant [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Alexander_007&diff=prev&oldid=48471734 this edit].  I left a [[:Template:Bv]] warning.  [[User:Jkelly|Jkelly]] 21:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
:::And I love you both, but I'm removing this waste of ANI space. Get a room, lovebirds. (Sorry, Jkelly, not you.) [[User:Bishonen|Bishonen]] | [[User talk:Bishonen|talk]] 12:48, 17 April 2006 (UTC).

== Jon Bentley ==

''The following was written by [[Jason Bradbury]]; presenter of UK TV programme [[The Gadget Show]] to show how [[Wikipedia]] articles can be edited by anyone:''

[[Image:7043179.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Jon Bently]]
'''Jon Bentley''' has long been regarded as one of the greatest men of our time.  He is a notorious Hollywood lothario and the first man to walk on [[Mars]], where he still has a small holiday cottage. He was born at an early age and went on to become older, having occasional birthdays along  the way.  In his teenage years Jon was the king of [[Spain]], a job he enjoyed greatly until an unfortunate accident during a knighting ceremony led to his abdication and subsequent banishment from the country.  He then spent many years as a travelling pan pipe player before his beautiful music came to the attention of The Gadget Show's producers who hired him on the spot, enchanted as they were with his pan pipe melodies.  Jon has since gone on to invent [[Planes]], [[Trains]] and [[Automobiles]], a trilogy of design he is most pleased with, becoming as they have the staples of modern transport.  
Winning a [[Nobel]] prize for his creations spurred him on to greater feats, including the invention of [[Cake]], [[Jelly]], [[Shoes]], [[Plastic]], [[Pencil lead]], [[Time Travel]] and Time Travel Insurance.  
He is currently working on his second rocket to the [[Sun]], the first having crashed just outside [[Kettering]]

== Steve Nash ==

Stephen John Nash (born February 7, 1974 in Johannesburg, South Africa) is a star Canadian basketball player, well at least that anybody has ever heard of. It isn't like Canada is known for their skill at basketball.

==What ever happened to a good old fashioned prayer?==

These modern wiki people, they don't even respect their deities.  This from [[M4 Sherman]]:

Hello Shiva.

== from [[Mason City, Iowa]] ==

In the late 1990's, Matt Wolf's gas terrorized the town of Mason City.  Whether it stemmed from a late night chimichanga or from a Double Cheeseburger at the Silver Lake Culver's, it was some of the most potent stuff in Mason City history, and its smell solidified Matt Wolf as one of the most dangerous citizens in Mason City.

== From [[wikipedia:requests for adminship/JudgeRoberts]] ==

===[[User:JudgeRoberts|JudgeRoberts]]===
'''[{{SERVER}}{{localurl:Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/JudgeRoberts|action=edit}} Vote here] '''
'''(1/0/0) ending <nowiki>19:33</nowiki> '''SEVEN DAYS AFTER''' 29 September 2005 (UTC)'''

{{User|JudgeRoberts}} – Howdy y'all. I've gotten John here numerated to be Chief Justice, and I reckon it'd be great if he could be a wikipedia admistrator too. I know John doesn't have much of a paper trail, having 0 edits and all, but you can take my word that he is as trustworthy as they come. Unlike all those activist liberal admin scum running around, John is the kind of guy who will interpret wiki principles the way our founding fathers intended-   [[George W. Bush|Dubya]] 19:24, 29 September 2005 (UTC)

:''Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here:'' I hereby accept [[George W. Bush|Dubya]]'s nomination. [[John Roberts|JudgeRoberts]] 19:35, 29 September 2005 (UTC)


'''Support'''
# Okey-Dokey. -[[George W. Bush|Dubya]] 19:26, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
# Yep...I'm supporting this, I think -[[Alfred E. Neuman]] 19:56, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
'''Oppose'''
#

'''Neutral'''
#

'''Comments'''
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'''Questions for the candidate'''<br />
''A few generic questions to provide guidance for voters:''
:'''1.''' What sysop chores, if any, would you anticipate helping with? (Please read the page about [[Wikipedia:administrators|administrators]] and the [[Wikipedia:administrators' reading list|administrators' reading list]].)
::'''A'''. My specialty is of course, mediating disputes. I promise to uphold the original intent of all Wikipedia Principles as dictated by our founding fathers.
:'''2.''' Of your articles or contributions to Wikipedia, are there any about which you are particularly pleased, and why?
::'''A'''. I cannot answer this question as it may have bearing on my future duties as administrator.
:'''3.''' Have you been in any conflicts over editing in the past or do you feel other users have caused you stress? How have you dealt with it and how will you deal with it in the future?
::'''A'''. I cannot answer this question as it may have bearing on my future duties as administrator.

== From [[Andi Peters]] ==

===Allegations of Sexual Harrassment===
Throughout the nineties, Peters was accused of [[sexual harassment]] by employees and prospective actresses. Ned Zeman in Vanity Fair quotes an actress who described Peters' new spin on the casting-couch lure. According to the woman, Peters had asked her to take off her top and groped her breasts in order to show her where her spiritual "meridian points" were located.

Presenter [[Emma Forbes]] was one of Peters casting couch victims. “They were casting presenters for Live and Kicking,” she recalled. “I was the last audition, dressed frumpy and plain, the way I usually go, and I walk into his office and it’s only Andi. His office has a huge shag carpet – shag, I’ll repeat that, shag – and a huge screaming casting couch. Casting, casting, casting, casting couch. And he says, ‘Listen, I can’t tell what your body looks like with what you’re wearing, so why don’t you stand up and take off your dress?’”

“I started crying, and I said, ‘My video’s for sale for £14.99, go buy it if you want to see.’ And I ran out to my car, and he grabbed my arm and followed me and said, ‘Don’t ever tell this to anybody.’ I was like, ‘Dude, you are gonna regret this one day.’”

In addition to improper conduct with females off-screen, Peters is notable for widespread use of a penetrative, homophobic style of intimidation on-screen. Live and Kicking, Shipwrecked, and other programs feature Peters' comparison of his show's guests with male-on-male sexual assault.

===Trivia===

*Was the first black presenter of live and kicking with Emma Forbes

*A signed first edition of [[Mein Kampf]] is in his possession.

*Refuses to wear trousers whilst rehersing, favouring to wear only a [[smock]]⏎
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==From [[Talk:New Chronology (Fomenko)]]==
===Laughing stocks sticks===

Direct descendants of JC (Jesus Caesar),Grandmasterka on maternal and John K on paternal side feel rightfully hurt by NC history surgery. Oh, sweet revenge, they bravely cut out of Dr.Prof.Acad. Fomenko's humble comments and call this vandalism "science". They will be remebered forever for this. Suggest they follow further in the steps of jesuit Scaliger and and prove time and again the quadrature of circle, tweak further the precision of Archbishop Usher's dating of the Act of Creation at 04.30 a.m. of the 23 of October 4004 b.c. (recommended method : C14).