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==From [[George Bush]]==
Blair; How do you know Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?
Bush; We kept the receipts

You should credit Bill Hicks for originating that joke. 
You can hear it on the Album 'Arizona Bay'

==From [[Talk:Biggles]]==
Where the hell was Biggles when I needed him last Saturday? [[User:TacoDeposit|Taco Deposit]] | [[User_talk:TacoDeposit|Talk-o Deposit]] 02:02, Nov 10, 2004 (UTC)

: Isn't that a line from some song by [[Jethro Tull (band)|Jethro Tull]]? [[User:Burschik|Burschik]] 12:16, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

==From [[Magic bananas]]==
Magic bannanas is also commenly referred to as the "sex drug" where the user will have an urge to have sex and will have diffulcuty in saying "no" . Bannan mes to kolo SFINGI SFINGI ORGANISMOS amanamouuuuuu!

==From [[Culiacán]]==
(contracted; show full)''Napoleon's "moon boots" by the end of the movie were falling apart and were being held together by duct tape. Actor Jon Heder said they started smelling real bad as well.''


<big>POOP</big>

--[[User:Thorns among our leaves|Thorns Among Our Leaves]] 03:05, 17 Feb 2005 (UTC)

==From the [[WP:TFD|TfD]] for [[Template:Stub-sorting-stub]] 
&#9786;☺ <!-- the first one that made me chuckle! [[User:SebastianHelm|Sebastian]] 08:34, 2005 Mar 16 (UTC) --> ==
This [[template]] is a [[joke]]. You can [[help]] [[Wikipedia]] by '''deleting''' it. [[User:BlankVerse|BlankVerse]] 08:19, 10 Feb 2005 (UTC)

==From [[La La (song)]]==
Following its release as a single in the U.K. on [[January 24]], [[2005]], "La La" debuted at number 11 before falling to number 20 and then to number 28 after which it fell to number 29 and continued to fall to number 34 when it briefly rebounded to nuber 32 and countined to rebound to number 30 until it fell to number 43 and then to number 50 not before it rose again to number 43 when it fell to number 59 and fell further to 69 before ultimately dropping to 80.

==From [[Talk: Emoticon]]==

''It wasn't deleted, but it was still pretty funny...  I guess.  :P''

I was very sad when someone removed the ( | ) emoticon ("mooning"). I think it's legitimate; I added it to the article but I didn't make it up. I thought it an example of an alternate part of the human anatomy used as an emoticon... or did that just open the door for all kinds of anatomical emoticons we just don't want to get into? Fishal 20:30, 19 Oct 2004 (UTC)

I'm sorry&#8212mdash;it struck me as rather obscure. The goal here is to list really, really common emoticons, as well as representatives of some of the creativity that is possible. The lists were already too long, and as far as I am concerned, they are still too long. I only left the <>< one in place because it's mentioned in the Ichthys article. (But hey, if someone else felt like removing it, I would not complain. The rose and the heart are the really common ones of that lot.) 
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The other language of Lmukufma is called Pukuzut.  The only known phrase of Pukuzut is an insult.  Nocolot nalata zimiziyamaha hohoho, meaning "You are evil piano head."  This is the equivalent of calling someone the B word here on earth.

==Indiana Academy==
See "[[Hell]]"

==Red Ken himself would never claim this==
The [[Lord Mayor of London]] 
&hellip;… is subordinate to the [[Mayor of London|London Mayor]].

:''Extracted from [[City of London]]. Amazingly (to me) this comment survived for ten months [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=City_of_London&diff=next&oldid=3210045]'' -- [[User:RHaworth|RHaworth]] 09:43, 2005 Feb 19 (UTC)

==Someone's idea of Valentine's fun==
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==From [[Morality]]==

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Morality&diff=10510560&oldid=10478228 Sneaky vandalism -- or maybe not so sneaky]
*I like how the vandal took the time to fix a typo while he was at it  [[User:RMoloney|RMoloney]] 00:19, 21 July 2005 (UTC)
*While I hold vandalism to be bad, that was hilarious. Now why doesn't [[uncyclopedia|Uncyclopedia]] get people like that?
[[User:Orange & Viridian|Orange &
amp; Viridian]] 17:48, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
*GASP!!! I wish I could feel right about doing something like that. Clever. Very clever. And yet so wrong... [[User:Russia Moore|Russia Moore]] 20:33, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

==Barbazonoid==

The Barbazonoid is a pseudo intelligent [[platypus]]-like office dwelling entity.
It is known for whistling out of tune, constantly mingling in other species' business and generaly creating havoc on the fly.

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<math> 2 = 1 </math>

     x-x=0 and you cannot divide something by zero!
          
          I can divide your mom by zero!

=== Proving that x 
&ne;≠ x ===
Since 1 = 1, and also 1 = 2, it can be stated that x can equal every single number, rational and irrational, that exists.

Therefore every value of x that is stated as specific can be disproven, so every single value of x can only be regarded as infinitely improbable to obtain.
Therefore the probability of having two x values the same =

Therefore<math>P(x = x)= \frac{1}{\infty}</math>

(contracted; show full)Crunk - Family name
Middle aged white guy in the Pacific Northwest with -zero- conections to hip hop.

--[[User:Thorns among our leaves|Thorns Among Our Leaves]] 23:47, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)

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