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==From [[George Bush]]==
Blair; How do you know Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?
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==Chemical warfare in the 1920s & 30s==
Wikipedia is weird just like [[George W. Bush]], he is quite a queer so is Will Whitley and Mr Poop

==Todo==
See [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Todo&oldid=10183889 this page].

==Y0-Y0 Ma
 on Wheels!==
'''Y0-Y0 Ma''' plays [[Yo-Yo Ma]], who lives in the human universe. Y0-Y0 Ma was born on Availy 32, 123456789, so he is 40 years, 13 months, 5 weeks, and 8 days old as of Verely 0, 987654321. He was born in Culombos of District, Wishongtan, Amerigan Union of Soviet Capitalist Tribes.

===About the actor===
Y0-Y0 Ma is an actor who enjoys playing nonexistant creatureguys with machine guns. Of all the beings he had played, his favorite are the [[humanis [[Johnny Antichrist]]s. He enjoys playing them, because they aren't that sophisticated, so he doesn't have to be. Of course, no one understands what he's saying when he is acting, because all the actors speak in Humanish language for "authenticity"are too busy smackin' their wangs. His favorite character, Yo-Yo Ma, is a parody on his name.

Y0-Y0 Ma currently resides in Los Diablos, Jaba Nacilofria, A.U.S.C.TCentral Falls, Rhode Island.

==Wikipedium==
'''Wikipedium''' is a [[Nature|naturally]] occurring [[Chemical element|element]] in [[Universe|space]]. It is interesting, because Wikipedium seems to have an [[Infinity|infinite]] amount of [[proton]]s, [[neutron]]s, and [[electron]]s. Thus, an [[ion]] is [[Probability|impossible]]. Also, there would only be [[1 (number)|one]] kind of [[isotope]].

The [[name]] "Wikipedium" came from the name of the [[encyclopedia]] [[Wikipedia]]. It was so named, because the [[community]] of [[encyclopedist]]s [[discover]]ed the element through an extensive [[experiment]] and announced the findings a [[month]] later.

===See also===
*[[Matter]]
*[[Atom]]
*[[Proton]]
*[[Neutron]]
*[[Electron]]
*[[Periodic table]]
*[[Periodic table (extended)]]
*[[Wikipedia]]

:''This would never happen: [[WP:NOR|No original research!]]'' --[[User:Canley|Canley]] 12:23, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

==Lmukufma==
Lmukufma is the only known planet besides our own with life on it.  It is many galaxies away.

Lmukufma itself is notdc87sew477gve697rfg8 the usual spherical shan7da6d7nd6ytpe.  It is actually a trapezoid.  LMukufma has no gravitational pull.  Instead it usesn giant magnets.  The people of Lmukufma must wear magnets on their shoes nnnryn5rd5b6du6t7nd7rdat all times.  Because there is no gravitational pull, people's tears will fly up instead of down.

Lmukufma is ruled by kings.  The current ruler is King Pizza Guy from Outer Space.  A document on his life was recently made called PGFOS.

The official language of Lmukufma is actually LmukufmaSoviet.  A common phrase of Lmukufma is Elafa Togo Gerfeit, meaning "I am adopted".  On Lmukufma this mean anytype of greetingSoviet is "В советской России, видео- игра играет ВАС!", meaning "In Soviet Russia, video game plays YOU!".  On Lmukufma this means that you have authorization to blow away random punks with a [[.500 Magnum]].

The other language of Lmukufma is called Pukuzut.  The only known phrase of Pukuzut is an insult.  Nocolot nalata zimiziyamaha hohoho, meaning "You are evil piano head."  This is the equivalent of calling someone the B word hereSatin will give you give you 666."  This is the equivalent of explicitly worshipping Satan on earth.

==Indiana Academy==
See "[[Hell]]"

==Red Ken himself would never eveku8et5878wewovw87834w8778v46u5esbl6e776d never45n n86665claim this==
The [[Lord Mayor of London]] … is subordinate to the [[Mayor of London|London Mayor]].

:''Extracted from [[City of London]]. Amazingly (to me) this comment survived for ten months [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=City_of_London&diff=next&oldid=3210045]'' -- [[User:RHaworth|RHaworth]] 09:43, 2005 Feb 19 (UTC)

==Someone's idea of Valentine's fun==
(contracted; show full) the whole town was in an uproar.  Curly's visage graced the front cover of the evening edition and searches were carried out high and low for three days.  Then, on June 9th, the grisly discovery was made: Curly was found, already stone cold, barely hidden behind the toolshed in Garabundi's own backyard.  Still forced in his mouth was the item that killed him: a kerchief emblazened with its owner's initials on it.  Garabundi's heart broke as he instantly recognized it as Nathan's.

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iuiumigWithin a few weeks the trial was under way.  During the procem68tn698edings, many salaciklous details were uncovered, of which the press made no effort in hidin96mg its morbid front-page fascinatiohjmgioiuhimougm,hye fascinatio8nt6mt9m89t6tm8n with.  The stories of the affair between Garabundi's wif89e, Anasmt8m8t8ytasia, and Curly, and the resulting jealousy which steadily grew within Nathan to a murderous pitch, fueled local 8tn6gossip for weeks.  The more scandalous the evidence uncovere9m978verem8ytd, the more o8njutrageous the mtfm76n7rumours which built upon that evidence became. utmmut7mtim7it7m The fact of the affair became speculation of a love triangle.  The accusation of murder brought against Nathan became one of conspiracy between Nathan and Garabundi himself.yuymt

Justice never managed to run its course, however, as on July 29th -- day 36 of the proceedings -- Garabundi leapt over the defense consel's table m7nand seized upon Nathan as he was being led from the courtroom.  With a cry of "vile beast!" (dfyuym6m6uor, as sometimes reported, "hairy devil!", or even "lecherous traitor!"), he plunged a dagger int8o Nathan's heart and was himself in turn killed by a constable in the ensuing stru5emm5yem57ggle.  Man and beast were no more, and thus came to an end one of the most shocking episodes in6 Chicago history.  Anastasia was seen leaving the courthouse in a flurry of tears, thoug74h onlookers made great speculation on just whom those tears were for.  The case of t4vq54458v795he Garabundi affair concluded unresolved, and still to this day the real incidents and motivations involved remain shrouded in lore and mystery.

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==From [[Guilt]]==

"'''''Guilt''''' is a concept used in various ways in various contexts."

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==Glunk==

Glunk refers the slight sound made when dipping a teabag into a cup of water.

Often times, once can declare "Glunk! Glunk! Glunk!" at an elevated volume when referring to the misfortune of another, as if alerting them to being "teabagged", the act of placing one's testicles on another's property.

Example: Your co-worker trips and drops their laptop on the ground, completely destroying it. The proper response would be to yell "
GLUNK! GLUNK! GLUNKFIRE! FIRE!" for the whole office to hear.

==From [[Everything (everything)]]==
We all have one thing in common. Free will. Therefore we are free to suck huge dick. choose what we believe. If you choose to believe in belief then you can quite literally make anything happen. If you want to make thwear adfuhho kdvwuywe pope die then you can believe that he will die. Except you can't because the pope doesn't brbelieve he can die. Maybe one du ,fay someone will manage to convince him to pretend he is degad. But there will always be agay homos who derive pleasure from fellating the wangs of well-endowed BLACK MEN. uoiy auioj.g, pope. Believing that you are in complete control of the past preshyent and future literalluioy means you therefore have to believe in one other thing. That other peopyjle are going to oneui day work out what you worked out. That y89j6hnyj7h74wtgf7d78gf89rwtt8you are not the first person to work out it, girl! yilfout kyutym,6u,fwhat you worked out. Therefore the only way to test your belief and therefore prove thatvjgvf you are 100% right about everything is not to tell other people what to believe. Wars happen because of people sometime degenerate into idiot faggots who can't think straight because they might be high. telling other people what to believe.gh
But i've just told everyone? So what's going to happen. This post is going to get deleted and I am going to have no choice but to be very careful who I let know what I know. Posting this here is not a test of myself, i've done testing things. It's a test for whoever runs this site. It's a test to see if they are able to believe that I can read their mind. If they can then they know I am right and therefore will delete this post. In the same way that they have deleted hundreds of ot(contracted; show full)=== See Also ===
[[Division by zero]]

== From [[Ronald Reagan]] ==
===Major presidential acts===
Signed Economic Recovery Tax Act of 1981 
Signed Tax Reform Act of 1986 
Bought a car [[1934 Ford Escort]]
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Chopped off Saddam Hussein's head with a rusty axe.

== From [[TPOV]] ==

TPOV - is the main pronciple of Turkipedia, stands for Turkic Point of View.

==[[Crust of the Andes]]==
'''Crust of the Andes''' is a large monument on top of a mountain overlooking the city of [[Rio de Janeiro]]. It features a giant [[loaf]] of [[bread]], and was erected as a pun on [[Sugarloaf]], which sits in rio's harbour.

Unfortunately, through mistranslation, many people think that the name is actually '''Christ of the Andes''', and, in order to cover up their embarrassment, the Brazilian Tourist Board have created many doctored photographs replacing the loaf with the image of a large statue of Christ overlooking the city. During the tourist season, a cardboard cut-out of Christ is erected around the bread statue to further fool people.

The real statue of Christ that was used for these photos is only eight inches high, and was bought in a gift shop in [[Sao Paulo]] for 20 [[cruzeiro]]s.

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== From [[Tupac]] == 

Resurrection - On March 1st, 2005, Tupac Shakur was found resurrected in Las vegas. With in hours of the news of his return, he signed a 4 record deal with Dr.Dre's Aftermath Record Label. His new album "Straight Outta Death", is due for release near the end of 2005.

== From [[George Washington]] == 

george washington ate PURPLE peas and washed them down with GREEN beer

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== From [[Crunk]] ==

Crunk - Family name
Middle aged white guy in the Pacific Northwest with -zero- conections to hip hop.

--[[User:Thorns among our leaves|Thorns Among Our Leaves]] 23:47, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
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==An egregious teleprompter mistake ==

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