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Mock the Week
'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005-current) is a [[w:Britain|British]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Dara Ó Briain|Dara Ó Briain]] currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Did you honestly think I could be defeated by someone younger? I... AM [[w:Arlene Phillips|ARLENE PHILLIPS]]!
:'''Andy Parsons''': Welcome to [[w:Mordor|Mordor]]. Twinned with Swansea.
:'''[[w:Greg Davies|Greg Davies]]''': (hugging Lucy Porter) This will never work, Frodo.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': In the wardrobe, we found a magical compartment that led to.....the Fritz
ell family.
:'''Russell Howard''': HE STOLE IT FROM ME, MY PRECIOUS, MY.....oh no, it's in my pocket.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': I'm not a dwarf, I'm a lesbian!

==== Things you don't want to hear from your flatmate ====
:'''Frankie Boyle''': That's my milk in the fridge. I squeeze it out of my tits with a vice.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Andy Parsons''': "This prostitute isn't dead," said the Norwegian detective. "She's just pining for the fjords."
:'''Greg Davies''': And as his eyes gradually became accustomed to the shadowy darkness, he realized he was not alone in that room. Who is it? It's me, Peter Andre!

== External links ==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|0463827|Mock the Week}}
[[Category:Current shows]]