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Mock the Week
'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005-current) is a [[w:Britain|British]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Dara Ó Briain|Dara Ó Briain]] currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Best before date: Rohypnol.
:'''Russell Howard''': Serving suggestion: on a plate, you ''thick moron''!
:'''Frankie Boyle''': We use only the very cheapest horsemeat to make ''Fuck It, It's Just a Cat''.

=== 23 July 2009 [7.03] ===
==== Deleted lines from a Fantasy Film ====

:'''Russell Howard''': I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. The heir to Isildur and part of the Fellowship of the ring. Please leave a message after the tone.⏎
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Ron had been suffering from Swine Flu and people were avoiding him. Luckily he was ginger and he was use to it.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': I don't know why you're so upset Harry. The original Dumbledore died three films ago and no-one gave a shit.
:'''Russell Howard''': Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe? No Edmund, we found your porn stash.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': My friends, we will never hear the world Mordor again. Taggart has been cancelled.⏎
:'''[[w:Lucy Porter|Lucy Porter]]''': No, Harry, it's not a five headed dog, It's Girls Aloud!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': I am Aslan. Formed by the merger of ASDA and Matalan.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': We had only been there for a day, but to us it felt like fifteen years. That's Birmingham!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Did you honestly think I could be defeated by someone younger? I... AM [[w:Arlene Phillips|ARLENE PHILLIPS]]!
:'''Andy Parsons''': Welcome to [[w:Mordor|Mordor]]. Twinned with Swansea.
:'''[[w:Greg Davies|Greg Davies]]''': (hugging Lucy Porter) This will never work, Frodo.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': In the wardrobe, we found a magical compartment that led to.....the Fritzell family.
:'''Russell Howard''': HE STOLE IT FROM ME, MY PRECIOUS, MY.....oh no, it's in my pocket.⏎
:'''Frankie Boyle''': I'm not a dwarf, I'm a lesbian!

==== Things you don't want to hear from your flatmate ====
:'''Frankie Boyle''': That's my milk in the fridge. I squeeze it out of my tits with a vice.
:'''Andy Parsons''': No we can't share the electricity bill! I've got a phone charger and a laptop, and you're on a life support machine.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Andy Parsons''': "This prostitute isn't dead," said the Norwegian detective. "She's just pining for the fjords."
:'''Greg Davies''': And as his eyes gradually became accustomed to the shadowy darkness, he realized he was not alone in that room. Who is it? It's me, Peter Andre!

== External links ==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|0463827|Mock the Week}}
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