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Mock the Week
'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005-current) is a [[w:Britain|British]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Dara Ó Briain|Dara Ó Briain]] currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Andy Parsons''': Everything we raise today will go to Charity, a lap dancer who's 19 and I'm particuarly fond of.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Tonight, we're raising money for Dara O Briain. We work, so he doesn't have to.

== Series 12 ==

=== 14th June 2012 [12.01] ===


==== If This Is The Answer, What Is The Question?: "Trains, Toilets, & Celebrities" ====

:'''Nathan Caton''': Is it "If you're going to make a sex tape on public transport, what three things do you need?"
:'''Hugh Dennis''': What three flavors come through when you're tasting English wine?
:'''Chris Addison''': Is it "According to the coalition agreement, what three things do the Lib-Dems have responsibility for?"
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Is it "Name three things I've left my umbrella in"?
:'''Micky Flanagan''': Is it three things you're probably best off not to lick clean?
:'''Chris Addison''': Is it "What is the name of Thomas The Tank Engine's no holds barred autobiography?"
:'''Greg Davies''': Is it what Peter Andre says when he's asked what his daily routine is?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': What do we do better than Morocco?
:'''Andy Parsons''': Is it "Name three things I've puked on at the Edinburgh Festival"?
:'''Chris Addison''': What are the three main talking points on a Saga holiday?
:'''Andy Parsons''': Is it three things that are full of shit?
*:''[Answer: The three most complained about things at the Queen's Jubilee]''⏎
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==== Scenes We'd Like To See: Unlikely Things To Hear In An Awards Ceremony ====
:'''Chris Addison''': And the winner is Dara O'Briain! (Dara flips Chris off and presses the buzzer)
:'''Nathan Caton''': And the award for Driver Of The Year goes to David Cameron for his pefectly executed U-turn!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Welcome to the National Insincerity Awards. And can I say what a pleasure it is to be here.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Micky Flanagan''': Here's Johnny! Do you mind? I'm trying to have a shit in here.
:'''Andy Parsons''': "This prostitute isn't dead," said the Norwegian detective. "She's just pining for the fjords."
:'''Greg Davies''': And as his eyes gradually became accustomed to the shadowy darkness, he realized he was not alone in that room. Who is it? It's me, Peter Andre!


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=== 21st June 2012 [12.02] ===

==== Headliners ====
:'''Chris Addison''': But he does-  the Tories have been going on Ed for ages 'bout the the fact that he looks like Wallace, but they've got absolutely no room to talk about this stuff.  Cameron looks like Iggle Piggle, Michael Gove looks like Pob, Eric Pickles looks like a Sontaran from DOCTOR WHO, Theresa May looks like Roy Hodgson in drag, Jeremy Hunt looks like Sebco (sp?) with a wasting disease, and if you get (contracted; show full)
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Right, now, let's go over to Wales and see what they're saying to us. (mooing noise)
:'''Andy Parsons''': And so we have a question here for the Prime Minister from Nancy Cameron, aged eight.  And it's... "when are you going to pick me up, daddy?"

== External links ==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|0463827|Mock the Week}}
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