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Mock the Week
'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005-current) is a [[w:Britain|British]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Dara Ó Briain|Dara Ó Briain]] currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Well, the Russians and Ukrainians are going to settle this with a shootout.  No penalties, just a shootout.
:'''Andy Parsons''': So, Germany are camped in the Polish half!  Not for the first time...
:'''Chris Addison''': And Rooney's trying to get around the keeper, but his keeper's not letting him out of his cage...


I do not see in it sense.==== Things That You Wouldn't Hear On A Political Discussion Show ====
:'''Milton Jones''': Sorry, did I interrupt you?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': No, nononono, sir.  No, no, you've had your say.  Now shut the fuck up.
:'''Andy Parsons''': 'Round the Table tonight... Eric Pickles.  And 'round another table, four other politicians.
:'''Milton Jones''': Sadomasochism is a perversion.  But we will clamp down on it!
:'''Carl Donnelly''': Tonight, we'll be discussing Greece.  First question, who'd win in a fight: Danny Zuko or Kenickie?
:'''Andy Parsons''': So, Nick Clegg, which of your two faces would you like to answer '''that''' question with?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Yes, I agree, Britain's performance in the second quarter has not been all we hoped for, but there is a reason for that: This is a tough job, and I'm shit at it.
:'''Milton Jones''': We will '''NOT''' let Abu Hamza off the hook!
:'''Chris Addison''': Well, Mister Dimbleby, '''my''' question is; if '''I''' were a beleaguered European economy, how would '''you''' stimulate my growth?  And that goes to contestant number three.
:'''Jo Caulfield''': Of ''course'' I '''understand''' that people are worried about schools and hospitals, but what '''you''' don't understand is I don't give a shit.
:'''Chris Addison''': Anyone else horny?
:'''Carl Donnelly''': And now we're gonna head over and see what the polls are telling us... HULLO!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Right, now, let's go over to Wales and see what they're saying to us. (mooing noise)
:'''Andy Parsons''': And so we have a question here for the Prime Minister from Nancy Cameron, aged eight. And it's: "When are you going to pick me up, daddy?"

== External links ==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|0463827|Mock the Week}}
[[Category:Current shows]]