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Mock the Week
'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005-current) is a [[w:Britain|British]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Dara Ó Briain|Dara Ó Briain]] currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Right, now, let's go over to Wales and see what they're saying to us. (mooing noise)
:'''Andy Parsons''': And so we have a question here for the Prime Minister from Nancy Cameron, aged eight. And it's: "When are you going to pick me up, daddy?"

=== 28 June 2012 [12.03] ===

==== If This Is The Answer, What Is The Question?: 
TBA ====

:This round of ITITAWITQ? will be posted as soon as someone uploades the episode.:"35 Billion" ====

:'''Gary Delaney''': Is it "How many times have people hit 'Refresh' on the Nat West website this week?"
:'''Andy Parsons''': Is that, in fact, how much I told the Nat West call center I have in my account at the moment?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Is it "What is God's next significant birthday?"
:'''Zoe Lyons''': Is it "How many days do we have left of the Olympic torch relay?"
:'''Chris Addison''': After how many years does a bottle of Cillit Bang become safe to handle?
:'''Marcus Brigstocke''': Is it how many calories there are in a cheese and Eric Pickles sandwich?
:'''Andy Parsons''': Is it in fact, If you borrow a pound off Wonga.com... (loud laughter) how much will you have to pay back?
:'''Gary Delaney''': Is it "According to the ''Daily Mail'', how many children does an average Somalian family have?"
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Is it "How many episodes have there been of the long-running drama ''Monsoon Poultry Hospital''?"
:'''Chris Addison''': You've got to stop going on about that here. You've just got to (clucks). Is it what number Daffy from N-dubs is in line to the throne?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': How much will I win if War Horse wins the Derby?
:'''Gary Delaney''': Is it "How many years older than her face does Madonna's neck look?"
:'''Chris Addison''': Is it "How many extra tissues have been used worldwide since the publication of ''Fifty Shades Of Grey''?"
:'''Andy Parsons''': Is it "How many comedians have phoned their accountants this week?"
*:''[Answer: In pounds, the amount of money the UK loses per year due to tax avoidance.]''

==== Scenes We'd Like To See: Unlikely Things To Read On A Health Insurance Form ====

:'''Andy Parsons''': Would you describe the conditions of your heart as A: very good, B: medium good, or C: BOO!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Do you ever... temporary blackouts?
:'''Chris Addison''': Do objects in the middle distance appear to be coming to me, to you, to me, to you? You may be suffering from "Chucklevision".
(contracted; show full)
:'''Zoe Lyons''': Don't put your stuff in that one. It's got a really catchy edge. I call it "The Hurt Locker".
:'''Chris Addison''': Medic! Medic! Medic! I'll tell you what the problem is. I've been shouting "Medic!"

== External links ==
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* {{imdb title|0463827|Mock the Week}}
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