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Mock the Week
'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005-current) is a [[w:Britain|British]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Dara Ó Briain|Dara Ó Briain]] currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Andy Parsons''': And now for a travel update. There is an accident on the M1. It's a good one, so hurry up! There's flames and everything.
:'''Russell Howard''': Next on Radio 4, the dogging forecast.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Here on Trafficwatch, we're expecting long delays in the M4, 
butwhere I'm about to hit my ex-wife's car with this helicopter.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': And now it's the panel show where our panel try to stave off premature ejaculation, yes, it's "Just A Minute"!
:'''Michael McIntyre''': Good morning, this is Breakfast with Tony Blackburn. I'm not actually on the radio, I've broken into your kitchen. Do you want toast?
:'''Russell Howard''': Next, more lesbian propaganda with "Woman's Hour".
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Well, you've certainly stumped the "Gardener's Question Time" panel. None of us know how to bring a fox to orgasm.
:'''Andy Parsons''': You're listening to Heart FM: The same five songs all day long.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': 6am! Welcome to the Breakfast Show! ''[wailing]'' Who's up at ''6am''!? My wife's leaving me! My dad didn't get up at 6am and he was a fucking ''miner''!

=== 11 September 2008 [6.10] ===
====Scenes We'd Like To See: Unlikely Small Ads ====
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Did you see a hit and run in the Cromwell Road on Tuesday night? Please get in touch, because I'm keen to silence any witnesses.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Parents, worried about unruly teenagers ruining your house? You need my book: "My House, My Rules" by Josef Fritzl.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Zoe Lyons''': Don't put your stuff in that one. It's got a really catchy edge. I call it "The Hurt Locker".
:'''Chris Addison''': Medic! Medic! Medic! I'll tell you what the problem is. I've been shouting "Medic!"

== External links ==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|0463827|Mock the Week}}
[[Category:Current shows]]