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Mock the Week
'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005-current) is a [[w:Britain|British]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Dara Ó Briain|Dara Ó Briain]] currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Andy Parsons''': This week's episode of Thomas the Tank Engine has been cancelled and is being replaced by Ronald the replacement bus service.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': No, no, it's not Bagpuss. It's a dead cat that I have turned into a bag.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': There's rumor that the Teletubbies have been infiltrated by Al-Qaeda. Have you Tinky Winky? 
No (in Teletubbie language). Have you Dipsy? No (in Teletubbie language)Doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-do. Have you Dipsy? Doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-do. Rachid?
:'''David Mitchell''': And remember, wild crystal meth is a lovely treat. It's very bad for your...teeth.
:'''Andy Parsons''': "Flobadobadob", said Bill. "Bloody foreigners", said Ben.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': "Flobadobadobadob", said Ben, because he'd had a stroke.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Zoe Lyons''': Don't put your stuff in that one. It's got a really catchy edge. I call it "The Hurt Locker".
:'''Chris Addison''': Medic! Medic! Medic! I'll tell you what the problem is. I've been shouting "Medic!"

== External links ==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|0463827|Mock the Week}}
[[Category:Current shows]]