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Mock the Week
'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005-current) is a [[w:Britain|British]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Dara Ó Briain|Dara Ó Briain]] currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': And according to Wikipedia, the east wing was built in the year Dougie is a homo.
:'''Jack Whitehall''': We're now leaving the green zone. Pop on your flak jackets, this is the real Baghdad.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': An adult and two children is ten pounds. But enough about my trip to Cambodia.

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=== 17 September 2009 [7.11] ===
====Scenes we'd like to see: Unlikely things to hear in a children's TV programme ====
:'''Hugh Dennis''': We have John Craven. If you want to see him again, press the red button.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': This drawing has been sent in by Robert, age 9. That's a shit drawing, Robert. There are children your age in China, who can make shoes.
:'''Andy Parsons''': This week's episode of Thomas the Tank Engine has been cancelled and is being replaced by Ronald the replacement bus service.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': No, no, it's not Bagpuss. It's a dead cat that I have turned into a bag.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': There's rumor that the Teletubbies have been infiltrated by Al-Qaeda. Have you Tinky Winky? No (in Teletubbie language). Have you Dipsy? No (in Teletubbie language). Rachid?
:'''David Mitchell''': And remember, wild crystal meth is a lovely treat. It's very bad for your...teeth.
:'''Andy Parsons''': "Flobadobadob", said Bill. "Bloody foreigners", said Ben.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': "Flobadobadobadob", said Ben, because he'd had a stroke.
:'''Sarah Millican''': And today, children, we're gonna be learning where babies come from. Part one, foreplay.
:'''David Mitchell''': This year, we're sending condoms to Africa. Just ask your mum and dad to wash a couple out and send them in.
:'''Russell Howard''': Are your mummy and daddy out of the room? Good. Listen, you're adopted.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Next up, Sharpay and Ryan take their audition failure very badly in, Columbine High School Musical.⏎
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=== 24 September 2009 [7.12] ===
====Scenes we'd like to see: Unlikely things to hear in a history documentary ====
:'''Russell Howard''': Next, a documentary about the life of the Queen-Mother, which contains nudity and strong language from the start.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': And it was here, at this exact spot that faced with thirty-thousand baying Frenchmen that Henry V shat himself.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Zoe Lyons''': Don't put your stuff in that one. It's got a really catchy edge. I call it "The Hurt Locker".
:'''Chris Addison''': Medic! Medic! Medic! I'll tell you what the problem is. I've been shouting "Medic!"

== External links ==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|0463827|Mock the Week}}
[[Category:Current shows]]