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Jerky Boys
The '''[[w:Jerky Boys|Jerky Boys]]''' Characters are the creation of Johnny Brennan, who is also the voice behind Mort Goldman and Horace in the unrelated TV show [[Family Guy]].

== Frank Rizzo ==

Rude, crude and very, very loud, Frank Rizzo is a angry Italian New Yorker. He's been a salesman, an insulator, and a game show casting director, among other things. He's also the owner of Frank's Pickle Barrel-ass, a pickle joint in Maspeth. Played by: Johnny B.

(contracted; show full)
'''Music Instructor:''' Can you sight read while singing a piece of music?<br>
'''Kissel:''' I play th' pianah.<br>
*"You know what they say- what's good for the goose is good for my grandkids." (from "Duck Cleaning")
'''TV Repairman:''' What kind of TV is it?<br>'''Kissel:'''It's the kind of TV you watch shows on!


== Pico ==

Wiry Pico always seems to be one step removed from reality. And he likes to shoot things and get harassed by Kissel. He's forever weaving in and out of his native Spanish. Played by: Johnny B.

*"Hey, who in the fuck are you? You're a liar!" (from "Pico's Mexican Hairpiece")
*"Who in the hell ARE you?" (from "Meriposa")
*"I shot a motherfucker in the face." (from "Mariposa")
*"It's time for siesta, you're being silly. Bye!" (from "Mariposa")⏎
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== Rosine ==

Rosine likes balloons. And swimming. And...lobsters. Played by: Johnny B.

*"Do you have any lobsters?" (from "Rosine Like Balloons")
*"I don't even eat that shit, I lick that shit, and then I slappeded that shit right off my table." (from "Rosine Like Balloons" when referring to the lobsters)
(contracted; show full)*"Hurry up." (-any character being told to "please hold")

See also [[Kerpal]]

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