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The '''[[w:Jerky Boys|Jerky Boys]]''' Characters are the creation of Johnny Brennan, who is also the voice behind Mort Goldman and Horace in the unrelated TV show [[Family Guy]].

== Frank Rizzo ==

Rude, crude and very, very loud, Frank Rizzo is a angry Italian New Yorker. He's been a salesman, an insulator, and a game show casting director, among other things. He's also the owner of Frank's Pickle Barrel-ass, a pickle joint in Maspeth. Played by: Johnny B.

(contracted; show full)
*"My lover fell asleep with a cigarette in the bed and burned up all my ass and legs." (from "The Mattress King")
*"We really rock the house." (from "The Mattress King")
*"I heard that they hang you upside down and kick your face out the back of your ass. I also heard there's a little room where they heat up hot bacon grease and fire it all over the face" (from "Facelift Without Surgery")
*"I"m 
constantlyalways slugging myself in the genitalsia." (from "Breast Enlargement")

== Kissel ==

Kissel is a veteran. He loves his wife, his grandson, and down pillows. Played by: Kamal

'''Kissel:''' I just need someone to help me, like, dress up.<br>
'''Lady:''' No, this is a dresser, with drawers in it.<br>
(contracted; show full)*"Hurry up." (-any character being told to "please hold")

See also [[Kerpal]]

[[Category:Bands|Jerky Boys]]
[[Category:Prank callers|Jerky Boys]]

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