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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
====Scenes we'd like to see: Unlikely things to hear in a children's TV programme ====
:'''Hugh Dennis''': We have John Craven. If you want to see him again, press the red button.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': This drawing has been sent in by Robert, age 9. That's a shit drawing, Robert. There are children your age in China, who can make shoes.
:'''Andy Parsons''': This week's episode of 
''Thomas the Tank Engine'' has been cancelled and is being replaced by Ronald the replacement bus service.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': No, no, it's not Bagpuss. It's a dead cat that I have turned into a bag.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': There's rumor that the Teletubbies have been infiltrated by Al-Qaeda. Have you Tinky Winky? Doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-do. Have you Dipsy? Doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-do. Rashid?
:'''David Mitchell''': And remember, while crystal meth is a lovely treat, it's very bad for your teeth.
:'''Andy Parsons''': "Flobadobadob", said Bill. "Bloody foreigners", said Ben.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': "Flobadobadobadob", said Ben, because he'd had a stroke.
:'''Sarah Millican''': And today, children, we're gonna be learning where babies come from. Part one, foreplay.
:'''David Mitchell''': This year, we're sending condoms to Africa. Just ask your mum and dad to wash a couple out and send them in.
:'''Russell Howard''': Are your mummy and daddy out of the room? Good. Listen, you're adopted.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Next up, Sharpay and Ryan take their audition failure very badly in, ''Columbine High School Musical''.

=== 24 September 2009 [7.12] ===
====Scenes we'd like to see: Unlikely things to hear in a history documentary ====
:'''Russell Howard''': Next, a documentary about the life of the Queen Mother, which contains nudity and strong language from the start.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': And it was here, at this exact spot that faced with thirty-thousand baying Frenchmen that Henry V shat himself.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.