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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)

==== Things you don't want to hear from your flatmate ====
:'''Frankie Boyle''': That's my milk in the fridge. I squeeze it out of my tits with a vice.
:'''Andy Parsons''': No we can't share the electricity bill! I've got a phone charger and a laptop, and you're on a life support machine.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Our last flat was just like 
Friends''[[Wikipedia:Friends (TV series)|Friends]]''! Have you seen "The One Where Joey Kills Everybody"?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': I love talking to you, with you I can... (deepens voice) '''be my real self.'''
:'''Russell Howard''': There's just two of us, well three if you count God!
:'''Greg Davies''': I'd give you ten minutes in the toilet if I were you. That one could talk!
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.