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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
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====Scenes We'd Like To See:  Things You Don't Want to Hear at Christmas====
:'''Russell Howard''': I'd thought we'd have a Vegatarian dinner!
:'''Frankie Boyle''': It's exactly what I wanted.  Princess Diana 
Skilskelecrtrix! (audience moans)
::'''Russell Howard''': (singing) Ding dong merrily on high...
:'''Andy Parsons''': Now you know that I told you that dad died in his canoe...
:'''Hugh Dennis''': (as Santa Claus) Ho ho,.  I'm sorry but, there was no chimney so I came in through the central heating system.  I think I buggered your boiler.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': She's not my granny and she's not your granny, whose granny is she?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': (as The Queen) This year, I have decided to give my Christmas broadcast completely naked.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Mommy, look what we found in these stockings...daddy.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.