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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)

==== Scenes We'd Like To See: What a newsreader would never say ====
:'''Frankie Boyle''': The football scores now, so you might want to look away if you're a woman or a gay.
:'''[[w:Jan Ravens|Jan Ravens]]''': Good evening, here is the news, I'm Moira Stuart. Why did the BBC sack me? Is it because I is black?

:'''Frankie Boyle''': Just watching that press conference, I wouldn't be surprised if her srep-father did it.
:'''Jan Ravens''': Here's the News at 10, I'm Fiona Bruce. Behind the desk, standing up, it's all the same to me.⏎
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Press the red button now to operate the vibrating donut I've placed in my trousers... please.
:'''[[w:Russell Howard|Russell Howard]]''': You've sent in your emails and we've been reading them, and my, my, you are a bunch of racist bigots.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': If you've taped that earthquake to enjoy later and don't want to know how many died, look away now.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.