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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)=== 30 August 2007 [5.08] ===
=== 6 September 2007 [5.09] ===
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=== 13 September 2007 [5.10] ===
==== Scenes We'd Like to See: What a news reporter would never say ====
:'''Russell Howard''': Next on News 24, I'm gonna punch a zebra. Who cares? No one's watching. 
:'''Frankie Boyle''':  Rape, murder, arson.  I've had a fantastic weekend.
*
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Here, children as young as eight are forced to make their own living. ''MORE POLISH, MORE POLISH, I WANT TO SEE MY FACE!''
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Here on the streets it seems that Britain is completely in the grip of gang culture. This is John Simpson ''[imitates gangster]'' for the ITN massive!
(contracted; show full)
:'''Andy Parsons''': ''[shaking his head]'' I- am- actually- in- my- bedroom- but- I'm- trying- to- make- it- look- like- I'm- in- Baghdad- on- a- satellite- phone.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': And I can't help but think that if my country was gripped by famine, I'd just move.
:'''Gina Yashire''': They wouldn't make Trevor MacDonald do this shit.
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:'''Frfankie Boyle''': And if anything can be learned from this high school massacre, it's surely this: Don't mess with Goths.  They're fucking mental.*

==== Unlikely letters to be read out on Points of View ====
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Dear BBC, last night I was watching ''Songs of Praise'', masturbating furiously as usual.*
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Dear Points of View, can I complain about the gratuitous fucking swearing every fucking week on Mock the fucking Week?* 
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Why, oh why, oh why... is the structure of my chromosomes. 
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.