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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Dear Points of View, watching ''Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'' made me think that if I made gay friends they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me.*
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Dear BBC, are you paying too much for your car insurance?*

:'''Russell Howard''': Dear BBC, please bring back the old idents.  Yours, that black bloke in the wheelchair.*
:'''Frankie Boyle''': The other night I watched [[Wikipedia:Nigella Lawson|Nigella Lawson]], and picked up a couple of good tips on baking bread. And in the process, I just about ripped my cock off.

=== 20 September 2007 [5.11] ===
==== Headliners: Sir Menzies Campbell (P. M. O. C.) ====
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.