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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Frfankie Boyle''': And if anything can be learned from this high school massacre, it's surely this: Don't mess with Goths.  They're fucking mental.

==== Unlikely letters to be read out on Points of View ====
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Dear BBC, last night I was watching ''Songs of Praise'', masturbating furiously as usual.
*
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Dear Points of View, can iI complain about the gratuitous fucking swearing every fucking week on Mock the fucking Week?* 
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Why, oh why, oh why... is the structure of my chromosomes. 
:'''Ed Byrne''': Dear BBC, I watched a light entertainment program on your network the other night that wasn't hosted by Graham Norton. Is he ill? 
:'''Russell Howard''': ''[Amazed tone]'' Dear BBC, [[w:BBC One 'Circle' idents|how did you manage to get those hippos to swim in a circle?]] 
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Dear BBC, well it's now thirty years down the line and I'm no closer to owning a robotic housemaid. ''Tomorrow's World''? ''Tomorrow's Horseshit'', more like! 
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Dear Points of View, watching 
"''Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"'' made me think that if I made gay friends they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me.*
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Dear BBC, are you paying too much for your car insurance?*
'''Russell Howard''': Dear BBC, please bring back the old idents.  Yours, that old black bloke in the Wilshires.wheelchair.*
:'''Frankie Boyle''': The other night I watched [[Wikipedia:Nigella Lawson|Nigella Lawson]], and picked up a couple of good tips on baking bread. And in the process, I just about ripped my cock off.

=== 20 September 2007 [5.11] ===
==== Headliners: Sir Menzies Campbell (P. M. O. C.) ====
:'''Russell Howard''': Is it the Lib-Dem leadership options? You got '''P'''issed '''M'''an '''O'''r '''C'''orpse.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.