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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Russell Howard''': I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!
:'''Frankie Boyle''': My problem is that i can only ejaculate when i hear a buzzer...[Dara presses Buzzer, Frankie Smiles]

=== 31 July 2008 [6.04] ===
====Scenes we'd like to see: Commercials that never made it to air
====
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Mastubation.  Are you getting your five a day?
:'''Andy Parsons''': Worried about bankruptcy?  Then why not paddle your canoe into the middle of the ocean.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Lythelzone shampoo, because you're worthless.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.