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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Frankie Boyle''': My wife says i'm a compulsive liar, i think she's jealous that my reggae duet with [[w:Rio Ferdinand|Rio Ferdinand]] Has reached Number 1!
:'''Russell Howard''': I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!
:'''Frankie Boyle''': My problem is that i can only ejaculate when i hear a buzzer...[Dara presses Buzzer, Frankie Smiles]

=== 31 July 2008 [6.04] ===

:'''Russell Howard''': The Daily Mail...racist in public so you don't have to be.====Scenes we'd like to see: Commercials that never made it to air
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Mastubation.  Are you getting your five a day?
:'''Andy Parsons''': Worried about bankruptcy?  Then why not paddle your canoe into the middle of the ocean.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Lythelzone shampoo, because you're worthless.
:'''Russell Howard''': ''(in a high pitched girl's voice)'' If you hit me at 40 MPH, there's an 80% I'll die.  If you hit me at 30 MPH, there's an 80% chance I'll live.  Stop hitting me.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': This isn't a gimp mask.  The is an S&M gimp mask.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Do your knickers feel uncomfortable on?  Try Bacardi Breezer.
:'''Russell Howard''': The Daily Mail...racist in public so you don't have to be.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': I'm Fern Britton, and this amazing machine took two stone off of me.  It's a bacon slicer.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': I'm John McCain, why not buy my fitness video? ''(pumps arms up and stays there)''
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Are you thinking about drinking and driving?  Remember, the M20 is surprisingly quiet on a Saturday night.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': ''(singing)'' Weeeeee lost your bags.  Weeeeee lost your bags.  Dedededededededede...
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Thirty one million names on three great discs!  ''Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs: Now That's What I Call a Monumental Cock-Up, Volume One''!

=== 7 August 2008 [6.05] ===
====Scenes we'd like to see: Bad things to say at a job interview ====
:'''Frankie Boyle''': What can I bring to the job? A burning hatred of the West, a hook for a hand, and a pilot's license.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': The, uh, five year employment gap, yeah... I was canoeing?
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.