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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Lythelzone shampoo, because you're worthless.
:'''Russell Howard''': ''(in a high pitched girl's voice)'' If you hit me at 40 MPH, there's an 80% I'll die.  If you hit me at 30 MPH, there's an 80% chance I'll live.  Stop hitting me.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': This isn't 
just a gimp mask.  Theis is an S&M gimp mask.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Do your knickers feel uncomfortable on?  Try Bacardi Breezer.
:'''Russell Howard''': ''The Daily Mail'': Racist in public so you don't have to be.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': I'm Fern Britton, and this amazing machine took two stone off of me.  It's a bacon slicer.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.