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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Russell Howard''': Doorbell! Excellent, that'll be Heather Mills and James Blunt, hope he's brought his guitar!
:'''Frankie Boyle''': I hope no one is allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Well this is absolutely lovely. I say we all raise a glass...TO ZE FU
RHRER!
:'''Russell Howard''': Ten of you arrived. Only one will leave.
:'''Ed Byrne''': Anyway, long story short; after about two hours you couldn't tell what was poo and what was chocolate.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': There is a vegetarian option: You can ''fuck off''.

=== 24 July 2008 [6.03] ===
====Scenes we'd like to see: Lines you wouldn't hear in a superhero movie====
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.