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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Andy Parsons''': More info on that post office robbery. They charge me four pounds fifty to send a parcel second-class.
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well
, we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.⏎
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=== 10 October 2013 (Compilation) [13.12] ===

==== Scenes We'd Like To See: Unlikely Lines From A History Documentary ====
:'''Stewart Francis''': So it's on this very spot that Dara O Briain once turned down television work.
:'''Andy Parsons''': After the apple fell on his head, Isaac Newton would come up with the idea that would change the world forever: public injury compensation.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': 8,000 men, only one cubicle. The scene was set for the battle of Portaloo.
:'''Ed Byrne''': Could Hitler have been Jack the Ripper? No. Goodnight.
:'''Katherine Ryan''': A history of cricket and match fixing: ''The Rise and Fall of an Umpire'''.
:'''Rob Beckett''': Genghis Khan waged wars, he killed millions of people, fathered thousands of children. Lad!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Why they wanted to invade him, he didn't know, but as the Measursmits above Dara that summer morning, he knew that it was time. This was the Battle O Briain.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Tonight, I'm going to be looking at the active union until the next door neighbors close the curtains.
:'''Rob Beckett''': Everyone remembers where JFK was when he was killed except for JFK who was shot in the head.
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.