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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Andy Parsons''': I'd avoid the hotel bar. Anne Widdecombe's in there reading ''Fifty Shades Of Grey''.
:'''Chris Addison''': It has been unacceptible cut after unacceptible cut. Why can't Boris Johnson find a proper hairdresser
.?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Welcome to the UKIP conference, the first conference to be held here in Islamabad.
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': Education, education, education, can someone fix my autocue, please?
:'''Chris Addison''': Politicians, ready! Gladiators, ready!
:'''Katherine Ryan''': Let's get drunk and join the Euro!
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.