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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
::'''Russell Howard''': See, this is what what happens when you get questions wrong! ''(pretends to swing an imaginary penis around)''*
::'''Frankie Boyle''': Or right! ''(makes same motion)''*
::'''Russell Howard''': Or interesting! ''(pretends to take same penis and jerk it up and down)''
*
:'''Hugh Dennis''': The next programme contains scenes of nudity.  It happens about ten minutes in, and she's got fantastic knockers.*
:'''Frankie Boyle''': And now over to Kate Humboldt, who's going to kick the face off a badger.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Hello, and welcome to ''Baby Ballroom'' with me, [[w:Gary Glitter|Gary Glitter]].*
(contracted; show full)
:'''Josh Widdecombe''': This afternoon 10,000 pounds of cocaine were stolen Can I have whoever took it put it back in my dressing room?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Yeah, I don't know who took it, yeah.
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well we hope that recreation jogged a few memories. If not, well, we've needlessly shot four more people.