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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Miles Jupp''': Well, we know who's responsible for the killing. It's society. Yeah, you wanan think about that, hmm?
:'''Andy Parsons''': The body is that of Eamonn Holmes. We may need a little more chalk.

==== Unlikely Things To Hear From A Sports Commentator ====
:'''Hugh Dennis''': So, just
 (who ever wrote this is a dick cause he made a spelling mistake) eighteen meters to go and the building of this running track will be finished.
:'''Andy Parsons''': And Ricky Hatton there, bleeding heavily from the nose. This boy really knows how to party.
:'''Ed Byrne''': And we're just getting word that Usain Bolt's leg isn't really sprained, it's broken. So the only thing to do is to collect some sperm and then shoot him in the head.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.