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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Is it "'''Beckham's '''Spelling Is Phunny"?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Is it that new cough medicine that Beckham's launching? It's called "BeckSip". (Imitating Beckham): If You've got the Flu, at the end of the day, you take BeckSip and at the end of the day, you take one and then one in the morning, then once at the end of the day. 
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Can i just say, He's got a bit of a Lisp.
:'''Milton Jones''': You can tell Beckham thinks there's something wrong, because if you look at the picture he's saying 'A', 'A', .....'A'......
:'''Andy Parsons''': It's not "Biscuit Selection Impresses President", is it?
:'''Greg Davies''': I Can't get away from the fact that Sepp Blatter sounds like 'Set Platter', :'''Hugh Dennis''': Actually, what it actually sounds like is a German Man saying 'Step Ladder' (German Accent): there..., yes that building is on fire, I'll get a Sepp Blatter! :'''Chris Addison''': Well, is it quit a small building?! Why would they have a Step ladder, oh well, Turns out this was the Wrong thing to bring to the :[['''World Trade Center''':]], It's Considerably higher than we'd imagined!
*:''[Answer: Blatter Stays In Power.]''

==== If This Is The Answer, What Is The Question?: "500 Million" ====
:'''Seann Walsh''': Is it the amount of times that Ryan Giggs has gone home late and said, "Ah, extra football training"?
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.