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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Greg Davies''': I Can't get away from the fact that Sepp Blatter sounds like 'Set Platter', '''Hugh Dennis''' Actually, what it actually sounds like is a German Man saying 'Step Ladder' (German Accent): there..., yes that building is on fire, I'll get a Sepp Blatter! '''Chris Addison''' Well, is it quit
e a small building?! Why would they have a Step ladder, oh well, Turns out this was the Wrong thing to bring to the [['''World Trade Center''']], It's Considerably higher than we'd imagined!
*:''[Answer: Blatter Stays In Power.]''

==== If This Is The Answer, What Is The Question?: "500 Million" ====
:'''Seann Walsh''': Is it the amount of times that Ryan Giggs has gone home late and said, "Ah, extra football training"?
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.