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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Milton Jones''': Is it "How many bumps will Stonehedge get on its next birthday?"
:'''Seann Walsh''': Is it how many miles I would run just to punch Justin Bieber in the face?
:'''Greg Davies''': Is it "What rhymes with 'shive-hundred shmillion'?" 
'''Dara''': Well, if we're getting answers like THAtT, it's the end of the round, or the end of Days!
*:''[Answer: How much the Olympic committee is hoping to make on ticket sales.]''

==== Scenes We'd Like To See: Things You Wouldn't Hear At A School Assembly ====
:'''Andy Parsons''': Okay, today, we're going to have a special outing. So, Miss Williams, if you would like to tell everybody why you're a lesbian.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.