Difference between revisions 1634285 and 1634286 on enwikiquote

< previous diff
next diff >
Mock the Week
{{vfd-new|Mock the Week (second nomination)}}
'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Sorry. Sorry I'm late, I've just had a run-in with an interactive whiteboard. It told me to fuck off.
:'''Chris Addison''': I've had all your mums.

==== Unlikely Things To Hear On A TV Talent Show ====
:'''Hugh Dennis''': (in German accent) Tonight, I'm going to be climbing a 
stepladdSepp Blatter.
:'''Greg Davies''': (in an off-key voice) You're right! I can't sing! Thanks!
:'''Milton Jones''': I'd like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine who was run over last week and is in hospital. (Singing) The wheels of the bus go round and round...
:'''Seann Walsh''': I've got an ability that no one else on this planet has. (points) That's Ant, that's Dec.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.