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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Seann Walsh''': (as Michael MacIntyre) I'm going to be honest with you, I think you're all terrible, okay? All of you, you're completely dreadful. I don't know what you're doing, especially you, Hasselhoff. What have you done since "Baywatch"?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': As well as that, I can also unzip the top of me head, it's where I keep me pajamas.
 (Reference to Wayne Rooney's Hair Transplant in the last round, where they said his hairline looks like a zip, at which point Milton says, i think he keeps his pajamas in there!)
:'''Andy Parsons''': I know you said you were a Gary Glitter tribute act, but we weren't expecting you to do that!

=== 16 June 2011 [10.02] ===
==== Headliners: Ed Miliband and His Brother (E. M. I. T.) ====
:'''Andy Parsons''': Is it "'''E'''vil '''M'''annequins '''I'''n '''T'''opman"?
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.