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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Andy Parsons''': Is it "How many monkeys were shaved to provide Rooney's hair transplant?"
:'''Micky Flanagan''': Is it the number of Father's Day cards Ryan Giggs is going to recieve this year?
:'''Chris Addison''': Is it "How many salads can you buy for the price of one in Berlin Al
beydi?"
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Is it "What ticket number would make you think, 'You know, I think I might come back to this deli counter tomorrow'?"
:'''Diane Morgan''': Is it how many missed calls Simon Cowell has from Cheryl Cole?
:'''Andy Parsons''': Is it "How many Olympic tickets did you have to apply for to get Row Z for the synchronised swimming?"
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.