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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Chris Addison''': Prepare to meet a new breed of sex change superhero in "The Ex-Men"!
:'''Ava Vidal''': Yes, I do believe a man can fly, but only if he's carrying under 100 mil.
:'''Stewart Francis''': I am Parking Review Man! (Hugh Dennis walks behind him) Where's my check?
 (reference to Hugh Dennis Hosting the Parking Review Awards, as mentioned earlier in the show)
:'''Chris Addison''': Wow, Iron Man, how did you get all the creases out?
:'''Seann Walsh''': Uh, just call the police.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well if you don't know that, what the hell are you doing in air traffic control?!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': What use is a spider web against me, Duster Man and Hoover Boy?
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.