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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': This week, we investigate bikini waxing strips. Are they just a rip-off?
:'''Andy Parsons''': Tonight, we'll be investigating fencing and why I got tickets for that instead of the 100 meters final, which is what I wanted.
:'''Chris Addison''': Many of you who have bought Death Stars have e-mailed us complaining about a 
security problem involving one of the exhaust vents.
:'''Holly Walsh''': Although Austin the Butcher claims that his sausages are made of premium meat, we can reveal that's bollocks.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': The cruise had a 1940s feel, and Tom and Vera were delighted until they were sunk by a U-Boat in the water...
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.