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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)

==== Scenes we'd like to see: Things you wouldn't hear on Songs Of Praise ====
:'''Frankie Boyle''': HELLO CANTERBURY, LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Well, the locals here on the Shetland isles are giving us a tremendous welcome. Today, we have our act of worship, and tomorrow, they're burning me in a wicker man.

:'''Russell Howard''': ''(rapping)'' They call him G-O-D/And he's the Big Daddy/He look like me/But more beard-y.⏎
:'''Zoe Lyons''': Hello, I'm Sister Margaret, and I'm an alcoholic.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': The parishioners will now go forward to receive communion if they can get past Altas and Predator.
:'''Russell Howard''': Christians in one corner, Muslims in the other, let's get ready to rumble!
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Well, the goat is strapped to the altar, so let's begin!
:'''Ed Byrne''': That was beautiful. Such a shame there's no one actually up there to have heard it.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': And we appear to have a streaker.  No.  One of the altar boys has escaped from the vestry.⏎
:'''Andy Parsons''': If you're enjoying this, why not turn over to BBC Three where you can enjoy "Songs Of Praise Uncut"?
:'''Hugh Dennis''': Well now, "Choir of the Week".  They're not the Von Trapp Family, but they were the trapped family, it's The Britzels from Austria! ⏎
:'''Frankie Boyle''': The next reading is from St. Paul's first letter to "Jim'll Fix It".

=== 14 August 2008 [6.06] ===
====Scenes we'd like to see: Lines you wouldn't hear in a war film ====

:'''Frankie Boyle''': We've managed to crack the German code. Turns out they were sending messages in German.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.