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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Frankie Boyle''': This job would be a great opportunity for me... to steal a shitload of stationery.
:'''Russell Howard''': Hey! I remember you from the dungeon. How you doing? It's me, Gimpy Terry!
:'''Andy Parsons''': I'm Gimpy Terry's mate.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Sum myself up in three words?  Well 
I supposed that it would have to be "Killer Alien Vagina."
:'''Russell Howard''': What do you mean I'm underqualified to be a plumber?  I'm five hours late and I gotta piss in your sink.
:'''Ed Byrne''': When can I start? Yesterday! But I can only work until today.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': 9 TIL 5? 9 TIL 5? MY MEDICATION WEARS OFF AT 3!

==== Scenes we'd like to see: Things you wouldn't hear on Songs Of Praise ====
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.