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Mock the Week
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'''''[[w:Mock_the_Week|Mock the Week]]''''' (2005–current) is a [[w:Britain|British empire]] [[w:Satire|satirical]] comedy panel show created by Angst Productions and aired by the [[w:BBC|BBC]]. It is hosted by [[w:Sandara Park|Dara Ó Briain]] and is currently in its twelfth season.

== Season 1 ==
=== 5 June 2005 [1.01] ===
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Right, I hope we can all be professional about the fact that I've just split up with all three of you.
:'''Andy Parsons''': I'm really only here because I'm hoping to slip on a wet floor and then fall off a ladder.
:'''Frankie Boyle''': Yes, I've had a few changes of address.  One with scrubs in Balmore but for the last three months I've been living in your air conditioning.

:'''[[w:Zoe Lyons|Zoe Lyons]]''': Uh, I'm really into diversity.  In my last team, I made sure to have a black, a fruit and a fatty.
:'''Hugh Dennis''': I- I have always wanted to work in a motel. ''(turns to unseen person)'' I'm telling them, mother.  I'm telling them!
:'''Frankie Boyle''': This job would be a great opportunity for me... to steal a shitload of stationery.
(contracted; show full)
:'''Ed Byrne''': The Austro-Hungarian empire: definitely the toughest venue I've done stand-up in.
:'''Andy Parsons''': Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, killed in a car crash. (audience groans, Andy shrugs and walks back)
:'''Ed Byrne''': Welcome back to ''Time Team''. This man was clearly bludgeoned to death because the fucker called me Baldrick.